Dude, It's a Game.

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Terms of Service AND Terms Of Use:

“The Park” (Dude, it’s a Game and/or The Game Of Self websites and ALL other content, tools, software, services, games, information, writings, etc published by its AUTHORS within these websites and elsewhere including but not limited to EVERYTHING WE SAY/WRITE/DO):

Does that about cover it? If it doesn’t, see the LEGAL TOS HERE.

The content and information here are for entertainment purposes only. 
We make NO (ZERO, ZILCH, NADA) Guarantees, there are NO warranties, NO promises, implied or otherwise. 

We are not liable for anything YOU do or do not do… 
Your thoughts, feelings, and actions are your own. OWN THAT.

This is not advice. Be a grown-up. Make your own decisions, be responsible, and use discernment. The content published by DIG/TGOS here and elsewhere is meant for people 18 years and older.

 

Marketing and sales:

If/when you arrive at an invitation to purchase from “Dude, It’s a Game” Or “The Game Of Self” the following applies:

We don’t do sales, bundles, discounts, bonuses or any of the other psychological fuckery derived to part you with your dollars. If you can’t AFFORD it DO NOT BUY IT. 

We don’t participate in Black Friday, Purple Thursday, Cyber Monday, Fat Tuesday, or any other “holiday” designed to “talk you into buying” – that shit is so Web 1 point ohthatsgross and unnecessary. You’re not a number and we don’t play the numbers game.

The Price is the price. The price won’t change, for the foreseeable future (*UNLESS INFLATION FORCES IT TO) it won’t go up, and it doesn’t go down. The price you see is the price you pay. IF THE PRICE GOES UP, YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE YOU AGREED TO. PERIOD.

No switcheroo, no bait, and switch, no malarkey or fuckeroni. No clown dancing.  Homey don’t play that. We don’t sing for our dinner. And we won’t charm you out of yours. 

Speaking of, if you can’t afford it, DO NOT BUY IT.

 

Refunds:

The First Offer, “GodMode – The Program:” Has a 30-day no questions asked, no fucks given, 100% refund. THERE IS NO BUYING THIS OFFER TWICE, IF YOU REFUND, YOU REFUND. That’s your choice and I’ll back you on it.

The Second Offer: Name and details withheld until you trigger the offer simply called “OFFER 2” for now, is a monthly membership, paid for as an ongoing subscription. NO REFUNDS. CANCEL ANYTIME – HASSLE-FREE.