*Authors Note* (and, I’m prone to do this on occasion…)

There are a handful of ways to find this hidden stairwell… this secret door… this “spare oom,” if you will — and this is one of them.

The others are laid out after many more pages of “front-end content” (READ: context). However, if you’ve seen enough and this looks like your cup of tea, feel free to join us. We’d be happy to have you.

If, on the other hand, you simply stumbled upon this page and are intrigued but have no real idea what this is about, I’d suggest tripping down this path to find out if we’re a fit.

If we’re “good” and you’re all set, ready to play, carry on…

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You’ve made it through some twists and turns.

Most people who started this adventure didn’t make it this far; after all, there isn’t a sign-up button or a forceful yet elegantly designed bribe proudly displayed every 17 words; you’ve had to DIG (in this case, a wee bit) to find this page.

And, here you are, maybe you’re up for a little more —

If so, what lies ahead ought to tickle your fancy, turn your crank, or float your boat…

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That “thing.”

What it is…

How it works…

“IT.” That’s what we’re after.